Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.

Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens

[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.

I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.

There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?